Wednesday, February 18, 2009

My brother Subhash

It was April 1 ..... it was pretty boring at office and then an idea clicked in my mind ... I picked up the phone at my desk and called the guy who was busy doing some programming .... I changed my voice and said " Can i speak to Mr. Subhash Kasturi ".. He said " Speaking" ... With full attitude i told him that i am rep. calling from standard charteded bank and he owes Rs 60000 to the bank ... I told him that i am waiting at his office reception for the check .. I dropped the phone and started noticing him ...The poor guy took out the check from his Bag and started walking towards reception ... That is my brother Subhash....

He has been target of most of my pranks....I remember he used to work hard for his MBA exam ...he knows almost all the words in English Dictionary... One day we were just talking at coffee break and i used the word " Awain " ... ( Punjaabi word which means Just like that or without any reason) ... It was a new word for him so he asked me wat that means .. I told him it is an English word and obviously supported it with making a face " Don't believe U don't know this" .. I continued my acting and he just kept quiet ... well i told all my colleagues to join me in the mission so everyone behaved as if it was a simple english word.... I cant forget his face .." How cum i don know this " .... He went back to his seat and started googling the word .. That is my brother subhash....


If u think this guy is not brave , U r wrong .... He does not get scared at all .... The other day i was telling him the story where i scared the old man at the graveyard and he didn't get scrared at all ...he did not close the balconi door and neither did he ask me to stop singing .... That is my brother Subhash ;)

Well he is the one i trust , he is one who is always there for me . I am so proud of him ....He is the most intelligent guy i have ever met , I started my career as his subordinate and i am glad that i got a mentor like him .... He is great teacher and a wonderful person .... That is my brother Subhash!!

As i said , he is always there for me .... He is the one who is going to arrange a dinner with Salman Khan ..How ?? We have a plan in place .. he is gonna fly to Mumbai and lie down in front of Salman's car and ask him for a dinner . If that does not work he will go with a rope wrapped around his neck and will try to hang himself .. I have already arranged a bottle of poison too ...Well if u have more ideas , please feel free to share .... Now who on this earth will do this for a sister ........That is my brother Subhash .....

Monday, February 16, 2009

List is not long

I have been thinking and i came up with a small list of things i wanna do before i die ...trust me itz not long..

I want dogs to speak…
I want to fly…
I want a ride on a dragon….
I want one date with Salman Khan...
I want to travel around the world in 79 days....
I want my loved ones to always be happy...
I want to be the first to make any contact with aliens....
I want to have thousand kids...
I want to beat Serena wiliams once
I want to play in Men's cricket team..
I want to demolish gravity….
I want to be invisible….. ...
I want all the mango trees in the world in my backyard…...
I want a backyard….
I want to pass a law against birds shitting on people’s heads….
I want to erase my shadow……
I want to make crying illegal…
I want a pyramid built for me when i die...
I want to turn the Pacific Ocean into my private Jacuzzi...
I want a genie….
I want to get hungry after i eat..
I want to dance till eternity…..
I want to make people smile more often..…..
I want to scale Eiffel tower with Spiderman….
I want to build a black Taj mahal …
I want to be able to help everyone....
I want to see everything before I die…..
i want to know what 'everything' is...

That is not all . I want my dream wedding to be a reality .I want to sit on a white horse , I want all my Girl friends to dance till we reach groom's place , i want all the guys at groom's place to receive us ... I want groom to cry when he leaves his home ... I want Grooms parents to sing " Baabul ke dua leta jaa" ... I guess i should stop here... ;)

Enough Dreaming Lubna ..get back to work :-(

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The last year

Itz time to pack my bags.... and m getting scared ..........New place, no friends , new job and same old me .....Would i able to adjust ?? would i be happy ??Lemme go back to 2008 ....

Feb 2008 --- 4 friends in cleveland .... Me , Shweta, Tulika and Aman ..... Aman's marriage was few days away and we wanted to have a dinner together before he leaves for India ..... Picking up the place for dinner wasn't easy but because of bad weather we decided to go to the nearest Indian restaurant ..... Me and Shweta were getting ready for dinner ,Tulika called up and said that she wont be able to join ... She had a knee injury and she was in pain ... :( ..Me and Shweta decided to visit Tulika first and then take Aman out for dinner ...

Aman Picked us up and we 3 went to Tulika's place .... We saw that her knee was swollen but she wanted to go out now...so she got ready too .... ... We had a blast ...we were laughing , talking , singing and wat not ..... Non- stop non-sense is how i would define it...

On our way back home,It was snowing heavily ...Although Aman has a 4 door car too but i don know why he drove a coupe that day .. Because of Tulika's knee Injury, Aman wanted to drop Tulika as close to apartment door as possible.....so he drove upto stair case and his Car got struck in the mud and snow .... lol ....It was late in the night ...We were not drunk but behaved as if we were....Aman told Tulika to go out of the car and push the car since me and Shweta were at back seat of a two door car . I cant believe he actually ignored the fact that she had a knee injury .....Poor Tulika went out and was pushing the car ..... Me and Shweta were just enjoying the scene :) ....Finally Tulika gave up ..She was like " It is not gonna work " So she got a rope and her car ..... They connected the cars by rope and pulled the car out of mud and snow ...... It was really funny ...... Nobody even remembered that Tulika had a swollen knee and poor girl had to run here and there to pull the car out ....We clicked some pics while all this drama was happening ...... we laughed , danced in the snow ...... ha ha ha..... ....

A year from then , Aman is married obviously .. He is still in cleveland but i see him once in 3 months ..... My best friend Shweta got married and she moved to chicago ..we talk once in a month or two months..Tulika got married too and she is in cleveland only.....she makes it a point that she finds a new reason everyday to see me :).... Everything has changed in one year ..Life has changed so much for each one of us ....How Unpredictable life can be ?? I don know the answer but i definitely have an idea ...

While packing my bags i think about wat has happened in the past year ........

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Letz Kill her!!

Yesterday was quite a boring day ...I woke up at 2pm ....Well my aunt and uncle called me atleast million times but it hardly disturbed my sleep ....Finally uncle came home at 2pm and i got ready to go out with him ....I was hungry , sleepy and lazy ..... went to Mechanic to pick up the car which wasn't ready ...so came back and went to pick some stuff from walmart.... Ahhh!! ..

BTW my uncle owns a Nissan pathfinder and i absoultely love it ... As soon as we came out of walmart , we started moving towards the pathfinder ... Uncle from Driving side and i was at the other end ...we opened the door together and suddenly we saw someone sitting on the driving seat ....That lady got so scared that she couldn't even speak ......I heard Uncle saying " Sorry" to her ..... I realised that " this is not our car"..... I said sorry but i couldnt stop laughing ..... lol ..... I can't forget her expressions and my reaction .... "wat is she doing in our car??" ....

We went back to our car and both of us were laughing like anything ..... We could see that lady from our car . She was still quiet and was not leaving the parking lot ...She might have probably thought that we are trying to kill her or kidnap her .....

I wanted to do it again but obviously uncle wouldnt have allowed ...I loved my day after that ..... Me and uncle would look at each other and start laughing .... Well i wonder how she would have reacted if we would have gone back again in the similiar fashion to say " Sorry " ....... MAN ..... I misd the chance ....:(

Friday, February 6, 2009

About me

I am so confused .... I wonder wat i m ....

Whether it is facebook, orkut, my space or any other portal ..I just can't fill anything in "About me" section .... I tried .. I was like " lemme see wat others think of me " some of my friends said that i am very friendly and some said i am full of attitude .....Some said i am funny and some thought i am very serious kinda girl ..... One of my friend was like " u make others comfortable" and one said "U take a hell lot of time to Open up"
Well didn't help me ... But i was kindda happy that i am not same all the time ..I know when to show attitude and when to stop ..... Thank God , there is one beautiful girl who has brains too ;)